Mary has a saying with words...here are a few we get a kick out of.

Shoota shoota shoota

(means oh darn)

A couple of three

(means two or three not six of something

Slap you to sleep then slap you for sleepin'

(means you better stop whatever you are doing now)

Slap you into the middle of next week

(means again you are doing something you shouldn't be doing

Excuse my French

(usually following the explicative s--t

Treading on thin ice

(doing something that is testing her patience)

In two shakes of a lambs tail

(when asked to do something)

Such is life in the far far west

(means that's just how it is)

I have to pee so bad my back teeth are floating

(self explanatory)

I must have ate dinner cause there's dirty dishes

(when she was asked what she ate for dinner)

Eat your dinner cause there are starving kids in China

(if you didn't want to eat your dinner)

Pick yourself up, dust yourself off & go on

(said when life got rough)

Oh Godfrey!

(Said when she was surprised about something)

Always robbing Peter to pay Paul

(Said this when she was payng bills)